Top Cigarette Quotes Funny

Top Cigarette Quotes Funny

For fun, we end our article with funny quotes on smoking, here are some funny quotes about smoking that will keep you entertained but don’t forget to quit smoking.

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1. “Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times. ”―Mark Twain
2. “I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there’s a cigar table with a special cigar ashtray, and your wife is reading a book on how to save the environment. ”―Raul Julia
3. “I just don’t want anyone messing around with my pure smoking pleasure. ”―Max Cannon
4. “I thought about giving up smoking, but decided not to — I’m not a quitter. ”―Ed Byrne
5. “Asthma doesn’t seem to bother me anymore unless I’m around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar. ”―Steve Allen
6. “I quit smoking ’cause I want to live, and now that I’m not smoking, I don’t want to live anymore. ”―Gregg Rogell
7. “Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. ”―Fletcher Knebel
8. “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life. ”― Brooke Shields
9. “The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco.”
10. “A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.”
11. “I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn’t want to smoke, but I didn’t believe myself.”
12. “Cigarette: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.”

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